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(My Open Letter to the Ass Hats Who Tried to Break Into My Home…While I Helplessly Watched) __________________________________________ Dearest Douche Canoes: Like I didn’t have enough trust issues. So there I was a coupla weeks ago, working from home on … Continue reading