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		<title>Top 5 Bizarre Valentine&#8217;s Day Gift Ideas for the Cynical, Bitter and Jaded (Plus a Perky Giveaway!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go: I’m bracing myself for the onslaught of hate email calling me out for being all bitter and jaded and whatnot&#8230;but there is a plain and simple truth I must share on this most glorious of puke-inspiring love-infested &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/02/14/top-5-bizarre-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-the-cynical-bitter-and-jaded-plus-a-perky-giveaway/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1965&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What’s Your Divorce Name?</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/whats-your-divorce-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You’ve all seen &#8216;em before: The “What’s Your (fill-in-the-blank) Name” games that make their rounds on Facebook and throughout the vast social media-sphere (media-verse? media-laxy?). And really, they’re annoying. If by &#8220;annoying&#8221; I mean &#8220;addictive.&#8221; For example, one of my &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/whats-your-divorce-name/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1935&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I am Such a Dick. (…and Other Eloquent Musings from my Award Show Acceptance Speech…)</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/i-am-such-a-dick-and-other-eloquent-musings-from-my-award-show-acceptance-speech/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we are: The beginning of awards season. People’s Choice last night, Golden Globes this weekend, and then it’s onto the Oscars. Yet I haven’t even expressed gratitude for the shiny new awards lining my own virtual shelves. I can’t &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/i-am-such-a-dick-and-other-eloquent-musings-from-my-award-show-acceptance-speech/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1901&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Oh Oh&#8230;Merry Christmas!* (A Pictorial Retrospective)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 00:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an honest-to-God postito, friends &#8230; just to check in and share some pix that made me smile. I have to say, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever laughed so much in my life as I have this holiday season. And &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/30/oh-oh-oh-merry-christmas-a-pictorial-retrospective/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1869&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus is My Trash Man: A Christmas Story (Sans Secret Ovaltine Message&#8230;)</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/23/jesus-is-my-trash-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are my children. Or rather, these were my children…about eight years ago. I share this picture for a few reasons: Because it makes me smile. Every time. And for those of you with children, I figure it might just &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/23/jesus-is-my-trash-man/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1828&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Making a List. Checking it Twice. Gonna Find Out Whom I&#8217;d Like to Poison with Cyanide-Laced Egg Nog&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 11:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(That is the original title of the song, after all. Trust me. Before it was cleaned up and made all PC, that is.) So as long as I’m on a holiday-themed rant&#8230; Not that my previous post was necessarily a &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/21/making-a-list-checking-it-twice-gonna-find-out-who-id-like-to-poison-with-cyanide-laced-egg-nog/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1793&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things That Make You Go&#8230;Huh? Wha? Seriously? (Christmas edition)</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/things-that-make-you-go-huh-wha-seriously-christmas-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It never ceases to amaze me, the ideas that get through marketing departments these days&#8230; And I should know: I used to work in an advertising agency. And the chain of approvals that even a podunk local practically invisible small &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/things-that-make-you-go-huh-wha-seriously-christmas-edition/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1770&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shit My Car Stereo Says</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People who know me know I have a very special relationship. With my car. I fucking love my car. My car crush probably began because it was so implausible — how I could negotiate an amazing deal for a car &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/15/shit-my-car-stereo-says/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1717&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Our Visit with the (Hooker) Ghost of Christmas Past&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I told you these posts would be teensy weensy, right? Well, how’s this: We were NOT visited by a hooker on our Thanksgiving trip – dead or otherwise. The end. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Nah, I joke! Here’s the story: I had reserved a &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/our-visit-with-the-hooker-ghost-of-christmas-past/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1683&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My Blog Friends Got to See: This Post.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 11:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I’m about to do something either really super fun – or really super stupid. And I need your help to make it the former. Here’s the deal: I’ve always emphasized that I am a prolific writer who blogs — &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/13/on-the-twelfth-day-of-christmas-my-blog-friends-got-to-see-this-post/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1647&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Thanks(not)giving: Embracing an Attitude of Ingratitude&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 11:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is almost the end of November, a month chock-full of holidays (Yay Veterans! Yay Pilgrims! Run turkeys —  run like the wind!) and relentless, tireless revelations about how fucking grateful we all are. Now this is where I’m &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/11/23/happy-thanksnotgiving-embracing-an-attitude-of-ingratitude/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1594&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Adventures of Hive Boy and Writer Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m writing from the other side of the country. And Boyfriend Brett is with me. And that&#8217;s significant. Because this is what happens to Boyfriend Brett when he flies. It&#8217;s an odd thing, this affliction that plagues poor Brett. When &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/11/11/the-adventures-of-hive-boy-and-writer-girl/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1554&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Universe (The Addendum): Oops. My Bad&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/10/27/dear-universe-the-addendum-oops-my-bad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there I was, sitting down to dinner with my family one glorious night a few weeks ago to a sublime serving of steamed salmon and broccoli (or maybe it was Kraft Mac-n-Cheese with chopped Lil&#8217; Smokies&#8230;I forget), and I &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/10/27/dear-universe-the-addendum-oops-my-bad/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1481&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I love you. Now go away&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know. I suck. It&#8217;s been a loooong time. And now, I&#8217;m totally teasing you. Here&#8217;s the deal: A great bloggy buddy of mine, Catherine at Simply Solo, invited me to write a guest post over in her hood like &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/i-love-you-now-go-away/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1486&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Universe: Can You Hear Me Now?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 10:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a believer. I’m not entirely sure what I believe — or why I believe — but I can say for sure and certain that I believe. And I believe others can believe how they want to believe their &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/08/24/dear-universe-can-you-hear-me-now/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1374&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Six Degrees of Mikalee Byerman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A.K.A. The Big-Time Confession, Part 2 In our last episode, we learned:  Ricky Martin = gay. Kiefer Sutherland ≠ gay. Shania Twain is CRAZY (in love with her ex’s new wife’s ex). Mikalee Byerman is CRAZY (crap: no parenthetical content &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/08/03/six-degrees-of-mikalee-byerman/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1299&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Man! I Feel Like a Woman (with a Big-Time Confession to Make&#8230;)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 10:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sooooo. How&#8217;s it going? What&#8217;s new in your worlds? How&#8217;s life? Kids and pets doing ok? Nothing really new to report here. Things are like totally super boring in my world. No news. So maybe I&#8217;ll just wrap this up quickly. &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/07/14/man-i-feel-like-a-woman-with-a-big-time-confession-to-make/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1255&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Divorce, I Found Your Groove. But I&#8217;m Not Giving it Back&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 04:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twitter is all atwitter yet again about the hot topic of divorce and the New York Times, only this time, it’s not the affront to the “Vows” section embodied by my second favorite dastardly duo, Carol Anne Riddell and John &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/06/23/hey-divorce-i-found-your-groove-but-im-not-giving-it-back/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1220&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 10:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Subhead: Yeah. Um. Nope. Not a chance…now stop laughing, please. Seriously. Stop laughing&#8230;) What is it about crappy TV that totally pulls us in? Especially those of us who find ourselves reeling post-betrayal or post-divorce: There&#8217;s just something about curling &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/06/16/could-i-be-the-next-bachelorette/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11288708&amp;post=1188&amp;subd=mikaleebyerman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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