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		<title>Goodbye, Boyfriend Brett&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<title>An Ode to Three Douche Canoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 17:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(My Open Letter to the Ass Hats Who Tried to Break Into My Home…While I Helplessly Watched) __________________________________________ Dearest Douche Canoes: Like I didn’t have enough trust issues. So there I was a coupla weeks ago, working from home on &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/05/30/an-ode-to-three-douche-canoes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=2150&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It’s Love-Hate Monday. And You Might Just Love to Hate This Post&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/04/23/its-love-hate-monday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be forewarned: This post is going to be quite the rant, I can feel it already. And yet, it’ll probably be one of the most “real” snapshots of a moment of my life that you’ll ever read. So if you &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/04/23/its-love-hate-monday/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=2127&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How My Marriage Ended with a Brick: Peep Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alternate title: If a Brick Falls on an Unsuspecting Wife in a Happy Marriage, Does it Make a Peep? Just a teeny-weeny post today to say Happy Easter to those who celebrate&#8230;and to simply say &#8220;&#8216;sup&#8221; to those who don&#8217;t. &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/04/08/how-my-marriage-ended-with-a-brick-peep-edition/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=2093&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Know You Are But What Am I? (Actually, That&#8217;s a Load of Crap, So Tell Me What/How/Who You Are&#8230;Please?)</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/04/04/i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who’s with me? Isn’t “I Know You Are But What Am I?” indubitably the single most profound verbal bitch-slap ever to use against anyone who calls you a name? Childish? Probably. But a total zinger nonetheless. Just remember: I have &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/04/04/i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=2059&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say &#8212; and, It Turns Out, BELIEVE &#8212; the Damnedest Things (and yes, that&#8217;s how you spell &#8216;damnedest.&#8217; Trust me. I looked it up. I see that questioning look. Stop it.)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My daughter is a force of nature: whip smart, nurturing and kind, an old soul, beautiful to boot. And sassy. Head strong. Perhaps a little stubborn. But there are times when I shake my head in wonderment at the naïve &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/03/15/kids-say-the-damnedest-things/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=2022&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Bizarre Valentine&#8217;s Day Gift Ideas for the Cynical, Bitter and Jaded (Plus a Perky Giveaway!)</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/02/14/top-5-bizarre-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-the-cynical-bitter-and-jaded-plus-a-perky-giveaway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go: I’m bracing myself for the onslaught of hate email calling me out for being all bitter and jaded and whatnot&#8230;but there is a plain and simple truth I must share on this most glorious of puke-inspiring love-infested &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/02/14/top-5-bizarre-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-the-cynical-bitter-and-jaded-plus-a-perky-giveaway/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1965&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What’s Your Divorce Name?</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/whats-your-divorce-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You’ve all seen &#8216;em before: The “What’s Your (fill-in-the-blank) Name” games that make their rounds on Facebook and throughout the vast social media-sphere (media-verse? media-laxy?). And really, they’re annoying. If by &#8220;annoying&#8221; I mean &#8220;addictive.&#8221; For example, one of my &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/whats-your-divorce-name/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1935&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I am Such a Dick. (…and Other Eloquent Musings from my Award Show Acceptance Speech…)</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/i-am-such-a-dick-and-other-eloquent-musings-from-my-award-show-acceptance-speech/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we are: The beginning of awards season. People’s Choice last night, Golden Globes this weekend, and then it’s onto the Oscars. Yet I haven’t even expressed gratitude for the shiny new awards lining my own virtual shelves. I can’t &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/i-am-such-a-dick-and-other-eloquent-musings-from-my-award-show-acceptance-speech/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1901&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Oh Oh&#8230;Merry Christmas!* (A Pictorial Retrospective)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 00:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an honest-to-God postito, friends &#8230; just to check in and share some pix that made me smile. I have to say, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever laughed so much in my life as I have this holiday season. And &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/30/oh-oh-oh-merry-christmas-a-pictorial-retrospective/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1869&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus is My Trash Man: A Christmas Story (Sans Secret Ovaltine Message&#8230;)</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/23/jesus-is-my-trash-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are my children. Or rather, these were my children…about eight years ago. I share this picture for a few reasons: Because it makes me smile. Every time. And for those of you with children, I figure it might just &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/23/jesus-is-my-trash-man/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1828&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Making a List. Checking it Twice. Gonna Find Out Whom I&#8217;d Like to Poison with Cyanide-Laced Egg Nog&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 11:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(That is the original title of the song, after all. Trust me. Before it was cleaned up and made all PC, that is.) So as long as I’m on a holiday-themed rant&#8230; Not that my previous post was necessarily a &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/21/making-a-list-checking-it-twice-gonna-find-out-who-id-like-to-poison-with-cyanide-laced-egg-nog/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1793&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things That Make You Go&#8230;Huh? Wha? Seriously? (Christmas edition)</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/things-that-make-you-go-huh-wha-seriously-christmas-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It never ceases to amaze me, the ideas that get through marketing departments these days&#8230; And I should know: I used to work in an advertising agency. And the chain of approvals that even a podunk local practically invisible small &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/things-that-make-you-go-huh-wha-seriously-christmas-edition/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1770&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shit My Car Stereo Says</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/15/shit-my-car-stereo-says/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People who know me know I have a very special relationship. With my car. I fucking love my car. My car crush probably began because it was so implausible — how I could negotiate an amazing deal for a car &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/15/shit-my-car-stereo-says/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1717&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Our Visit with the (Hooker) Ghost of Christmas Past&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/our-visit-with-the-hooker-ghost-of-christmas-past/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I told you these posts would be teensy weensy, right? Well, how’s this: We were NOT visited by a hooker on our Thanksgiving trip – dead or otherwise. The end. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Nah, I joke! Here’s the story: I had reserved a &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/our-visit-with-the-hooker-ghost-of-christmas-past/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1683&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My Blog Friends Got to See: This Post.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 11:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I’m about to do something either really super fun – or really super stupid. And I need your help to make it the former. Here’s the deal: I’ve always emphasized that I am a prolific writer who blogs — &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/12/13/on-the-twelfth-day-of-christmas-my-blog-friends-got-to-see-this-post/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1647&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Thanks(not)giving: Embracing an Attitude of Ingratitude&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 11:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is almost the end of November, a month chock-full of holidays (Yay Veterans! Yay Pilgrims! Run turkeys —  run like the wind!) and relentless, tireless revelations about how fucking grateful we all are. Now this is where I’m &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/11/23/happy-thanksnotgiving-embracing-an-attitude-of-ingratitude/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1594&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Adventures of Hive Boy and Writer Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m writing from the other side of the country. And Boyfriend Brett is with me. And that&#8217;s significant. Because this is what happens to Boyfriend Brett when he flies. It&#8217;s an odd thing, this affliction that plagues poor Brett. When &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/11/11/the-adventures-of-hive-boy-and-writer-girl/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1554&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Universe (The Addendum): Oops. My Bad&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there I was, sitting down to dinner with my family one glorious night a few weeks ago to a sublime serving of steamed salmon and broccoli (or maybe it was Kraft Mac-n-Cheese with chopped Lil&#8217; Smokies&#8230;I forget), and I &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/10/27/dear-universe-the-addendum-oops-my-bad/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1481&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I love you. Now go away&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikalee Byerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know. I suck. It&#8217;s been a loooong time. And now, I&#8217;m totally teasing you. Here&#8217;s the deal: A great bloggy buddy of mine, Catherine at Simply Solo, invited me to write a guest post over in her hood like &#8230; <a href="http://mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/i-love-you-now-go-away/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikaleebyerman.wordpress.com&#038;blog=11288708&#038;post=1486&#038;subd=mikaleebyerman&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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